nayx:
being a virgin is ok
sex isnt that great
just like
get some nachos instead
Tracks
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
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I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better
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YOU CAN’T DEFY “READ” SIGNS AND THAT’S TERRIFYING
fucking john green
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my dash
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
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John escaped Baker Street to watch the Eurovision Song Contest at Sara’s place.
that guy’s phone in the first panel became more high tech in tony stark’s presence
I am laughing so fucking hard
oh my god how did I miss that
omfg
tony stark literally upgraded a flip phone to a smartphone by being within three feet of it
(Source: fuckyeahgarybarlow)
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only one year until season 3…
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
